so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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