It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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