seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
