I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i love accidental penises.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
