If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's blow job season.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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