Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
tell me about the eggs
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