I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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