where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
