The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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