garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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