D3 body, D1 cock
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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