She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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