I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I believe in your delicious
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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