I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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