Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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