what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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