What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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