He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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