Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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