hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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