i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
operation have a gay friend backfired
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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