Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize