Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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