I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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