I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize