got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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