just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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