you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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