I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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