he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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