So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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