Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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