I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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