She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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