You're a womanizer and a bitch.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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