we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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