Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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