Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She announced her abortion via fbk

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(630): View more from Illinois

She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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(416): View more from Toronto

he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.

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(805): View more from California

How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue

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