I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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