He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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