After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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