I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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