Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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