im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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