i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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