I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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