just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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