i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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