Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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