that's an acceptable place to lick
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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