I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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