im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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