At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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