He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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