Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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