So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
