He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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